After the Vike Queens defeated the Fudge Packers in the national football championships. The quarterback nicknamed Winky gets invited out by his fellow team mates to the local pub to drink and celebrate their amazing win.
At the end of the night at bar closing time, Winky passes out from drinking too many wine coolers. Then one of Winky’s team mates looks at the others and suggests that as a practical joke they get Winky a sex change. They all burst into laughter and then give each other a high five and say, “Hell yeah!”
In the morning, Winky wakes up still groggy from the night before and stumbles into the bathroom. Winky looks into the mirror to see long golden locks flowing from her head. This is different than the dark black crew cut she once had. Winky then looks down and sees that her chest is way bigger than her mother’s and then she says out loud, “What the f***?!”
Winky then says, “Whatever!”
To make a long story short, Winky is quite happy when she finally gets to date the lesbian cheerleader who would always ignore the quarterback. They fall in love and get married.
Movie Title: DID I DO THAT?
Trump wins the Presidential Election in 2016. After 34 days in office in 2017 and after meeting with and insulting a number of world leaders, the leaders of those countries decide to nuke Trump and World War III begins.
Jimmy Fallon then becomes President and Tina Fey becomes Vice President. How? Who the hell knows? Maybe because only they could make World War III funny.
Movie Title: VLADIMIR PUTIN’S LIFE DREAM
(This is an unofficial biography of Vladimir Putin-The leader of Russia.)
Ever since Vladimir Putin was a young boy, he had always dreamed of being a ballerina. At the age of 7, his parents bought him pink tights and a pink tutu. Excited, he quickly donned them and began prancing and twirling around, jumping, dance kicking, and moving his arms gracefully into the air. His parents were so impressed by his performance and potential they enrolled him in the Russian School Of Dancing Queens.
For the next 8 years, Vladimir Putin rose to the top of the Russian School Of Dancing Queens in ballet, earning him the prestigious ultra-huge pink ribbon. But when young Vladimir Putin would look down at the reflection of his mid-section in the dancer’s huge mirror while wearing his pink tights, he noticed that something looked like it was missing there. In ballet school, the other boys and girls noticed that something seemed to be missing at Vladimir Putin’s mid-section too. They would call him a “Big sissy mama’s boy.” This caused young Vladimir Putin to run into a bathroom stall and then he would begin crying uncontrollably.
Vladimir Putin decided he had to do something that would make him feel and look like a real man. So he began taking up a martial arts. When he turned 25 years old, he came up with an idea to combine both of his skills. It would be where martial arts meets contemporary dance. He would do ballet maneuvers such as a graceful twirl on his toes, arms moving over his head, he would then twirl and do a karate kick followed by fast punches and then followed by another twirl on his toes.
In twenty years, he eventually became the master of a new martial arts that he created called Ballet- Fu. He achieved an 8th degree pink belt in it.
One day, a master of a dance troop for the performing arts noticed Vladimir Putin performing for the people in the streets of Moscow. Vladimir Putin looked so graceful to him and noticed Vladimir Putin wearing his signature pink tights and pink tutu and the newly added pink ribbons in his hair. (When he had hair.)
Vladimir Putin was quickly asked to perform for this master of the dance troop at his performing arts theater. Vladimir Putin was so exited and happy by this great opportunity that he began sobbing like a little girl and started hugging and kissing the master. One thing that the master did suddenly notice was Vladimir Putin’s huge mid-section. (Vladimir Putin had begun stuffing the inside back of his tights with socks.)
After weeks of rehearsals at the theater for the dance troop for the performing arts, Vladimir Putin and the other dancers were ready to put on a show for the citizens of Russia.
On the opening night when Vladimir Putin had first started performing his Ballet-Fu routine, he began gracefully twirling around and kicking, punching, and then twirling again on his tippy toes. The crowd went wild cheering and clapping. Vladimir Putin had once again wore his signature pink tights, pink tutu and pink ribbons in his hair. Vladimir Putin felt such an overwhelming feeling of happiness as he performed. He hadn’t felt so free in his entre life. He thought to himself, “I am the master ballerina , oh yes I am!”
At the end of the show, Vladimir Putin was brought out before the audience. The audience gave him a standing ovation and they began clapping uncontrollably. Vladimir Putin blew kisses out to the crowd and began bowing to them. Vladimir Putin started weeping because he was so happy. The master of the dance troop brought out pink flowers and gave them to Vladimir Putin.
After Kim Jong-Un became the leader of North Korea and Vladimir Putin’s wife died (so she could just get away from him), Vladimir Putin became very special friends with Kim Jong-Un. Vladimir Putin began performing one-on-one for Kim Jong-Un. Vladimir Putin then began wearing pink stockings, pink garters, a tight pink shirt, and pink high heels while performing for Kim Jong-Un the leader of North Korea. Vladimir Putin also gave Kim Jong-Un lap dances.
Vladimir Putin the leader of Russia and Kim Jong-Un the leader of North Korea have been caught making out on numerous occasions. It is secretly known by the Russian government that Vladimir Putin the leader of Russia spends “private time” with Kim Jong-Un the leader of North Korea every weekend. Sometimes they invite Asad of the Asad regime from Syria to join them.